Okay, boys, I know you're all dying to know how to control your ejaculation. Stolen from Cocky & Rude:
I had to do some research because I didn't know what Boku No was or why this thing had "Sexual Harassment" written on it. Seriously, if someone comes at you with vibrating corn, that goes beyond harassment.
Anyway, this is what Wikipedia says about Boku No: My Sexual Harassment:
My Sexual Harassment (僕のセクシャルハラスメント Boku no Sekusharu Harasumento ) is a professional work, novel and anime, anime available in English, with character designs by Kazuma Kodaka. The critic Charles Solomon described it, "depicts the rise of a young executive who prostitutes himself to his corporate superiors. The feeble plot is just there to string together the animated sex scenes." It is infamous for a gay-sex scene in which a cob of corn and a bottle of bourbon are used anally as dildos.Hey, whatever floats your boat . . .
I guess I could use "wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" as an example when teaching onomatopoeia, but I don't know how I would explain it when the kids ask when one would hear that particular sound.
Craigslist does serve up some sad humor:
I really would like to know the story behind this:
Horse origami--what every child wants: