Jun 21, 2010

WTF?

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As you all know, I was in a fender-bender on Thursday evening. I went out of town on Friday and didn't return until yesterday (Sunday). When I got back, I went to my mailbox and was surprised to find letters from seven different attorneys offering their services just in case I wanted to sue the guy who hit me.  Somehow, that doesn't do much for my faith in humanity.
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Okay, boys, I know you're all dying to know how to control your ejaculation.  Stolen from Cocky & Rude:



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I had to do some research because I didn't know what Boku No was or why this thing had "Sexual Harassment" written on it.  Seriously, if someone comes at you with vibrating corn, that goes beyond harassment.

Anyway, this is what Wikipedia says about Boku No: My Sexual Harassment:
My Sexual Harassment (僕のセクシャルハラスメント Boku no Sekusharu Harasumento?) is a professional work, novel and anime, anime available in English, with character designs by Kazuma Kodaka. The critic Charles Solomon described it, "depicts the rise of a young executive who prostitutes himself to his corporate superiors. The feeble plot is just there to string together the animated sex scenes."[1] It is infamous for a gay-sex scene in which a cob of corn and a bottle of bourbon are used anally as dildos.
Hey, whatever floats your boat . . .

I guess I could use "wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" as an example when teaching onomatopoeia, but I don't know how I would explain it when the kids ask when one would hear that particular sound.

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Craigslist does serve up some sad humor:


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I really would like to know the story behind this:

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Horse origami--what every child wants:



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Why?

19 comments:

  1. Ah Adam and Mikey and their wacky finds. Make me wonder what those boys are doing on the internet sometimes.

    "depicts the rise of a young executive who prostitutes himself to his corporate superiors. The feeble plot is just there to string together the animated sex scenes."

    So basically a normal yaoi then. LOL "Hyper Wank Device" That's the funniest part.

    That poor guy. What a way to discover your girlfriend. For some reason my computer won't show me the last picture. Maybe at home.

    Word veri: lubitt - This post? I lubbit.

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  2. Thanks, Tam! I hope you can see the pic from home.

    I lurk over at Cocky & Rude. They post the best stuff.

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  3. You must comment and make Mikey and Adam feel loved. Needy little things that they are. LOL

    I just saw the last one now. *shakes head*

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  4. Tam, I'll try to comment more often. You know I'm a bit shy.

    I wonder if the person driving that vehicle meant "glory hole" and if he/she knew what a glory hole is. You'd be surprised how many people don't know things like that. I had a friend who found pretty, colored light bulbs on sale at Walmart. I had to explain to her why she really needed to replace the red one that she put on her front porch. Yes, she really is that clueless.

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  5. OMG, what a weird collection, Eyre! I heart it when people are unintentionally funny. :) Thanks for the laughs.

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  6. HAHAHA too funny about the light bulb.

    Everyone is very friendly at C&R. And if they are mean I'll smack them when I see them all this summer. :-)

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  7. Janna, it is a weird collection. Glad you enjoyed it!

    Tam, thanks for the offer. :) I'm sure they're both very nice; it just takes me a while to get brave enough to really interact. Yeah, I have issues. :)

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  8. Whoa. Thanks for the giggles and puzzles! :)

    Veri: tessact... not quite a tesseract...

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  9. Chris, glad you liked them!

    I need reread The Time Quartet. Those are some of my favorite YA books.

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  10. so...How do you sit up straight and still suck on your testicle? ~confused look~

    ~smooches~

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  11. I've heard of extreme mooning, but that boy doing the trapeze has taken it way too far.

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  12. Jase, honey, if you can find the answer to your question, we'd all like to know! I just can't quite visualize that. ;)

    Kris, LOL! Yes he has.

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  13. I asked my hubby if he wanted to watch the video but he said he doesn't have a problem with his ejaculation. LOL, I don't either so I skipped most of it. :)

    I'm still shaking my head over the corn vibrator. Bizarre!

    Poor guy, definitely not something anybody wants to see their lover doing. But better before the wedding than after.

    LOL, that's quite a view that woman has out the window. The horse thing, weird. The license plate is a total Fail.

    Great collection!

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  14. My mouth is still open and hitting my chest. Okay really WTF!?!?!?!

    Hugs to you honey, how are you doing?? I hope all is okay. Anything from the insurance company??
    Here is to a better Tuesday!

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  15. Yay comments make me feel loved! Feel free to link to us in every posts. :-D

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  16. I cannot believe the guy doing the voice-over could say 'sucking up your testicles' so many times and not burst out laughing. And the guys rubbing their balls 81 times in each direction....LMAO!!!

    Definitely a WFT??? video. But one that was good for a laugh.

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  17. Lily, so glad to hear that the hubby doesn't suffer from that particular affliction! LMAO!

    Cecile, today was filled with WTF?!?! I'm taking my car in for repairs tomorrow; so far, the insurance company is being cooperative. Keeping my fingers crossed.

    Adam, thanks for stopping by! Comments make me feel loved too. :)

    Ava, I am astounded that someone found three men who could do that with a straight face!

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  18. You make me laugh. Thanks :)

    Have a good one.

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